KISS IHOP

Now, I know what you guys are wondering. . . what? Kiss who? This is actually an acronym. . . you know, a word made from a phrase of words. Here are some examples that might help you out:
1) EPCOT---Experimental Prototype Community Of Tomorrow
2) MADD--Mothers Against Drunk Driving
3)SAD---Singles Awareness Day (Valentine's Day falls on the same day, lol)
4)SCUBA--Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus
5)NASA-- National Aeronautics and Space Administration
------And Finally. . . KISS-IHOP
KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PANCAKES!!

What does this all mean? Well, today my wife and I decided to go to IHOP (International House of Pancakes) to have their famous omelettes, and after fourty-five minutes of waiting we finally got our food. While we waited for our ill-flavored and sad omelettes and sad version of cheese sauce to arrive for their newest omelette, we began to make friends with the group of people next to us who were also waiting on their meal. The things that you talk about when your hungry and you have downed about five glasses of water in hopes of that oh-so-delicioso-omlette-that-hasn't-appeared-on-the-table-yo! Anyway as we continued to talk to this group of people this cowboy came in and sat in the booth in front of us. After about ten minutes went by after already waiting 40, we noticed that he appears to be munching on something other than ice. Could this be. . . you guessed it. . . food!! This cowboy was scarfing down on some major grub while we were getting drunk off of the fifth round of water and Diet Coke drinks.

We asked the waitress what he had ordered and she said "Bacon and eggs, it was already prepared, and they were still making our food".

Moral of the story. . . Keep It Simple Stupid. Omelettes are more than just eggs these days and that too much for one basic chef to do at one time. They are however classically trained in serving up some toasts, eggs, and bacon. Maybe we'll have the next time. So we go the manager to compensate our meal, gave twenty bucks to the waitress who was about to cry for the bad day that she was having, and went on our merry way after we ate of course!!!

Next time, we will get the Grand Slam Breakfast at Denny's. . . it should be real easy to do since no omelettes are involved, and Denny's doesn't have a name so long that you need an acronym for it like IHOP!! But. . . TCBY--The Country's Best Yogurt might not be so bad!!

Tune in next time for another exciting blog from Erik's Acting Corner!!!