WOW, WHAT CAN I SAY. . . BUT. . .SURPRISE IT'S A BOY! YOU GUESSED IT MY AWESOME FRIENDS JUST BROUGHT A NEW LIFE INTO THIS WORLD, AND I COULDN'T BE MORE EXCITED. ALTHOUGH I DON'T KNOW IF MY WIFE AND I ARE READY FOR THE TAR-LIKE, STRINGY, STICKY, BLACK, HARD TO REACH, CAN'T FIND ENOUGH WIPEES TO WIPEY POOPEY DIAPEE CHANGING REGIMENT JUST YET! I THINK FOR NOW WE WILL STICK TO THE HI-YA, IT'S YOURS-A, CAN'T-WAIT-TO-GIVE-HIM-BACK-TO-YA. . . BECAUSE-A, WE WOULD RATHER NOT HAVE TO FIGHT TO CHANGE THE TAR-LIKE, STRINGY, STICKY, BLACK, HARD TO REACH, CAN'T FIND ENOUGH WIPEES TO WIPEY POOPEY DIAPEE!
IN CASE YOU ARE READING THIS BLOG AND HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TYPE OF KOOL-AID I HAVE DRANK TODAY, WELL LET'S JUST SAY IT'S AN INSIDE JOKE FROM MY NEW PARENT FRIEND SEAN. THAT BLOG WAS SO HILLARIOUS.
ON THE SERIOUS NOTE, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU AND YOUR FAMILY AND I THANK GOD THAT YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL HEALTHY BOY! TELL AIDAN THAT KRISTI AND I AM SORRY THAT WE MISSED HIS BIRTHDAY, BUT I KNOW THAT WE WOULD JUST GET FAT OFF THAT CAKE ANYWAY, AND SINCE THERE'S NO CAKE. . . I GUESS THERE'S NO PARTY! BUT. . . IF YOU DO HAVE CAKE HERE ARE SOME FUN EXPERIMENTS TO PLAYOUT WITH YOUR NEW TOY---I MEAN BABY, LOL
1. BLUE FROSTING = BLUE POOP
2. YELLOW FROSTING = SOMEHOW COMES OUT GREEN
3. GREEN FROSTING = COMES OUT BROWN
4. RED FROSTING= IS FRIGHTENING, BECAUSE NO MOM LIKES RED POO!!!
5. WHITE FROSTING = DISAPPEARS, IT'S WHITE
6. ORANGE FROSTING = I DON'T KNOW THIS ONE, I HAVEN'T TRIED IT FOR MYSELF!!!
THAT COMPLETES OUR EXPERIMENT FOR TODAY ON TYPE FROSTING TO HAVE FOR AIDAN'S BIRTHDAY!!! NOW OTHER COLORS MIGHT COME OUT IF YOU MIX AND MATCH, SO HAVE FUN. . . AND CELEBRATE LIKE'S IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!!
P.S. NO MAN SHOULD WEAR "SPANDEX", UNLESS THEY'RE IN THE PRIVACY OF THEIR OWN HOME, BUT NO DETAILS BECAUSE AFTER ALL THIS IS A KID TESTED MOTHER APPROVED BLOG. ONLY FAMILY VIEWING AUDIENCES ALLOWED!!
"LIFE IS ONE GREAT MOVIE, SO LET'S ACT LIKE IT"
UNTIL NEXT TIME WITH ANOTHER EXCITING BLOG ON ERIK'S ACTING CORNER
GOD BLESS,
AND HUG THE ONES YOU LOVE!!!!
Sunday, April 19, 2009
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